​土味情话英文版：你好，我在找一条路，它叫阿一西呆路

土味情话英文版：你好，我在找一条路，它叫阿一西呆路

你最近是不是又胖了？

为什么你在我心里的分量越来越重了呢？

Are you getting fat lately?

Why are you weighing

more and more in my heart？

2

你好，我在找一条路

它叫阿一西呆路

Hi, I'm looking for a road.

It's called I Love You.

（备注：阿一西呆路就是日语的“我爱你”。。）

3

甜有100种方法

吃糖、吃蛋糕

还有每天想你98次

There are 100 ways to feel sweet.

Eating sugar, eating cakes,

and thinking about you in 98 ways every day.

4

这是我的手背

这是我的脚背

你是我的宝贝

This is the back of my hand.

This is the back of my foot.

And you're at the back of my heart.

5

你长得很像我一个朋友诶

像我女朋友

You look just like one of my friends.

My girlfriend.

6

莫文蔚的阴天

孙燕姿的雨天

周杰伦的晴天

都不如你和我聊天

Cloudy day, rainy day, sunny day.

None of them values more than

a day in which you talk to me.

7

——你有打火机吗？

——没有

——那你是怎么点燃我的心的？

--You have a lighter?

--No.

--Then how did you set my heart on fire?

8

你猜我是什么血型？

我是你的理想型

Do you know what my blood type is?

I'm the ideal type that you want.

9

你猜我的心在左边还是右边

它在你那边

Which side do you think my heart is on?

Left or right?

It's on your side.

10

你累不累啊

你都在我心里跑了一天了

Are you tired?

You've been running in

my heart for a whole day.

11

你知道我为什么感冒吗？

因为我对你完全没有抵抗力

Do you know why I got a cold?

Because I'm totally not immune to you.

12

你知道我想吃什么吗？

我想痴痴地望着你

Do you know what I wanna eat?

Anything that can make

me able to see you.

13

被你赞过的朋友圈

叫甜甜圈

Any of my Moments that

you've put a thumb on

is called a doughnut Moment.

14

——我喜欢上一个小哥哥了。

——那他一定很帅。

——你太自恋了。

--I've got a crush on a guy.

--Then he must be handsome.

--Oh, you are such a narcissit.

15

你有罪

你偷走了我的心

You are guilty.

For you have stolen my heart.